'Rules for Surviving a Situationship' Graphic Tee

In every classic horror movie, the characters who ignore the warnings never make it to the credits. The same goes for your love life.

This Halloween tee is the ultimate survival guide for escaping the ultimate nightmare: a toxic situationship. Featuring a vintage, grindhouse-style aesthetic, this shirt lays down the three golden rules of romantic survival:

1. Don't break no contact. (The killer is always waiting on the other end of the line).
2. Don't stay for the sequel. (It’s never better than the first time around).
3. Don't look back. (Once you’re out, run and never look back).

Made from ultra-soft, premium cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for cozying up during a scary movie marathon or making a bold statement on the streets. Don't let your dating life become a tragic thriller—wear the rules, survive the plot, and leave the madness behind.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort

- Garment-dyed soft color and texture with heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)

- Relaxed fit with sizes S–2XL and pre-shrunk construction

- Double-needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for durability

- Sewn-in label and available in 58 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean