A Detailed Record of Why We Don't Speak - Journal

Consider this journal your official, paper-bound best friend who is ready to take away your phone and yell, "Don't text him!"

A Detailed Record of Why We Don’t Speak is a situationship-exit strategy disguised as a cute notebook. It is specifically designed for those who are officially retiring from the Olympic sport of guessing what "we are just vibing" actually means.

When the nostalgia hits and you start remembering them as a "misunderstood poet" instead of someone who took three days to text back, open this book, and be completely honest about why you two are no longer a thing. Use it to vent, cry, or list every single one of their icks until you remember exactly who you are.

• The "Do Not Text" Outlet: Somewhere to pour all those paragraph-long texts you are not allowed to send.
• Gaslight Prevention: A physical record of reality so you don't convince yourself it "wasn't that bad."
• The Ultimate Ick List: Dedicated space to document every red flag, bad decision, and questionable comment.
• Closure on Your Terms: Because waiting for them to give you closure is a full-time, unpaid job.

.: 150 lined pages (75 sheets)

.: Note: 0.5"x0.5" production barcode visible on the back cover